Mailing Address Pls!

I busied myself asking for mailing addresses here there and everywhere.
We intend to send the STDs this weekend and the next, the latest..

It's hard to answer the very common Qs though : " Why do you need my mailing address"; " Can't you do it by email or FB?"...

Well, we want to surprise them as soon as they get it from Mr Postman. So, until then, all I could answer is " I just want to send you a Postcard, got a lot of them"..

And Im not lying. Im telling them nothing but the truth!